Sunday, August 19, 2007

Mariah my ass, Pariah Carey perhaps!


: 53.5kgs! I was gravely ill last week and lost quite a bit of weight! Go girl! Not the best way but WHO is complaining

Judgments: If everyone could sing, Simon Cowell would be ahead of Bill Gates or Slim Helu on the Forbes' List

I just got into the gym and was sitting in the locker room when I heard Mariah Carey's Hero being sung behind me. The natural reaction was to throw up then beat the shit outta the bitch herself and also the one who was singing it. Mind you, it wasn't sung in normal humming formats (more appropriate for locker room environments) nor even the sing softly-to-self manner. NO, Pariah was in full vibrato form, thinking she was the diva herself!

I turned around of course, had to see the offender, and there she was decked only in a towel, combing her hair and singing with a hell-could-care attitude. Well, hell did care; they obviously sent her back here didn't they?

She obviously thought that her emotions carried the song through. Well darling, it takes more than Emotions to carry any tune, especially a Mariah's and I didn't buy hers. My friend happened to catch her "performance" on the way in, glanced at her and Pariah didn't seem to be embarrassed one bit. Must've thought she was live in Madison Square Gardens *eyeball rolls*

Reality check!

: Shit! I can't seem to get Hero out of my head...

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